This Sunday

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

We learned it all from Mom. Join us this Mother's Day to learn more life lessons from Mom and see what Scripture has to say about good mothers!